Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Cutest Encounter with Mr. Police

Yesterday I drove out to McDonald’s drive-thru at around midnight to get Mc Nuggets after being tempted by bad Kenny. On the way back to home, I was stopped by the 2 policeman and the conversation went like this:-

Cop1: Girl, do you know why I stopped you?
Me: I don’t know
-He smiled-

Cop1: Can I have your driving license and IC?
Me: Sure.
-Turns to the passenger seat to grab my purse-
Me: Here

Cop1: Okay.
-Passes it to cop2 and turn back to me and continued smiling-
Cop1: You were using your hand phone just now.
Me: Huh? I never use my phone.
Cop1: But we both saw you using it.
Me: I’m very sure that I never, but you can always check my phone if you want.
Cop1: Of cause when we were behind you, you didn’t use it. But we’re sure that you were using it before that.
-Walks to the front of my car-
Cop1: So you’re from Ipoh?
Me: Yea.
Cop1: A student?
Me: Yea

Cop1: Alright. We both did saw you using your phone just now.
Me: You can take my phone and check through the call registers and I’m sure that I never use it.
Cop1: It wouldn’t be nice for me to check your phone and we both saw you using it.
Me: If I really did you my phone, I’ll admit and I don’t mind proving my innocence if you wish to check through my phone.
-He continued smiling-
Cop1: I don’t even know how many phones you have, how to check?
Me: I only have one, though I wish to have 2 or even more.
-I smiled back at him-
Me: It’s really okay if you want to check through my call register.
-I turned to the passenger seat to dig for my phone from under the McD’s paperbag-
Me: I don’t even know where my phone is, how am I to use it just now then?
Cop1: There it’s just right beside you.
Me: Under a big pile of bags?
-Cop2 passes my IC and driving license back to me-
Cop1: Okay. Since you say that you were not using your phone, we will let you go this time
Me: I still insist that I never use my phone just now.
Cop2: How?
Cop1: She say she never use it.
Me: Anyway, thanks and have a nice day
-I smiled back at them sweetly as I rolled my window up-

Judge: Defending Counsel, you’ve won your case.
Me: Thanks my Lord

-Emo.QueeN-

I am Sleepyhead
Age : 90
Location : Ipoh
Occupation : part-time sales staff, full time slacker
Hobby : act blur, *pokes*, *bite* ppl

Em0tiONs-`y0uWEreNev3RtHeREwHeNiNeEd3dY0urL0vE
Sometimes, I do wonder how you define LOVE?
My definition :-
It is love when I feel happy to see you smile.
It is love when you keep appearing in my mind.
It is love when I'm willing to do just everything for you.
It is love when you say you love me, and tears start forming in my eyes.
It is love when I start to feel weird without you.
It is love when I am willing to let you go for your happiness.
It is love when we can understand each other without having to say much.
What about your definition?